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retail hell underground about rhu work hell categories submit retail hell books facebook twitter instagram search rhu yogurt store hell: douchebag custy demands to see a manager and gets a surprise   from   totallyagrammarbot, tales from retail: i own the [yogurt store] that i also work at as a cashier so i don't have to pay somebody else to do it. i'm working the register and i'm one of the two people there. my other guy is inside the preparation area. a weird-looking customer comes in the store and grabs a cup without asking for a sample cup (this isn't normal behavior for a regular customer) he fills up to the brim and beyond and comes to the register. i'll be 'me' and he'll be 'wc' me: hello, how's your day? wc: ring this up for me, chief. me (inwardly): ruh-roh, he's one of those guys. me (outwardly): okay, this is $27. are you a [rewards program] memeber? wc: i shore am! and i'd like to use my birthday treat. me: okay, can you scan your card/phone please? wc: that's not necessary, you can get the info from my credit card. he hands me his credit card and waits for it to work. the birthday treat is some free yogurt. me: sir, i can't use your birthday treat unless you give me your card. wc: fine-uh, here it is. me: i'm sorry sir, but it says you haven't earned a birthday treat yet. wc: well, my birthday is tomorrow, so can you just give it to me now? the system doesn't work like that, and after a few minutes of me explaining that i can't do it, he says wc: well if you can't do it, get me a manager. me: i'll grab you a manager. i promptly go into the back and talk with my employee and and make it sound like i'm asking him to go out with me. i change my shirt, go out alone and put on my biggest smile. me: hello, i heard you asked for a manager. what seems to be the problem? wc (looking at his phone): your stupid employee couldn't give me my birthday discount. me: when is your birthday, sir? wc: it's tomorrow and i want to get my treat today. me: i'm sorry, but we can't do it until tomorrow. wc: seriously? [he looks up right then] wait, i asked for a manager! get your stupid (face) back in there and get a manager! me: i am a manager. i also happen to own this store. wc: your system is soooo stupid, i'm never going to come here again! the weird customer walked out without his yogurt. he came back the next week and tried to use his birthday coupon again, but he had already used it at another store. --totallyagrammarbot       posted by freddy on saturday, march 25, 2017 | permalink | comments (0) | | | drive thru dissidents: dentistry to go   --pimpston_lurchkill   posted by ilia on saturday, march 25, 2017 | permalink | comments (0) | | | customer reject of the day: throw pillows or red bull?   from captain_jim2     posted by freddy on saturday, march 25, 2017 | permalink | comments (0) | | | dumbass custys: don't call me! why didn't you call me?!   from iam4him, livejournal i work in an office where we have one main line that rings to customer service and then everyone in the company has an extension. so we pick up the phone when it rings (there are 5 of us) and either answer the person's question or transfer them appropriately. this is a daily occurrence: me: thank you for calling ______, this is iam4him, how can i help you? crazy lady (cl): you called me! me: did the person who called leave a voicemail? cl: i didn't listen to it! why did you call me?!? me: can i have your name to see if you are in our system. cl: i just want to know why you called me! me: i didn't personally call you ma'am, but if someone here did i can figure out who. we are a _____ company. would you be needing anything from us that someone would have called you about? cl: i dont know! you called me! me: i'm very sorry, but i can't figure out who called you if i can't get your name. you could listen to the voice mail that was left and they would have told you exactly who called and why. cl: i dont have time for that! dont call me! *click* *4 hours later* me: thank you for calling ______, this is iam4him, how can i help you? cl: why didn't anyone deliver my ______________?! me: can i have your name please. cl: my name is ___________. i called this morning and no one had any idea why you were calling me! me: it says here that the driver called to confirm the delivery time and that you never answered or called back. the driver left a message that they would be delivering between 12 and 2. cl: this is ridiculous! i wasnt home then! me: i'm sorry about that ma'am but they can deliver tomorrow. they will call in the morning to confirm the delivery window. cl: this is ridiculous! *click* *sigh* and yes it is always screamed. --iam4him   posted by ilia on saturday, march 25, 2017 | permalink | comments (0) | | | meet the king of fake cash   from tastefully offensive: great big story chats with rich "rj" rappaport, the owner of atlanta, georga-based prop shop rjr props, about how he perfected incredibly realistic prop money that's been used in over 175 films, tv shows, and music videos.   see more videos on tastefully offensive         posted by freddy on saturday, march 25, 2017 | permalink | comments (0) | | | the dumbest question: yes, actually, i do   from rhuer so this genius is actually on contract with my company to design and build custom kitchen cabinets. my team comes in, measures everything, calls measurements to our guy with the laptop who is building a 3-d computer model of the kitchen. we discuss the job, what it will entail, installation, and possible cabinet making supplies with our customer. he wants a gorgeous stained oak set, so we factor that in. the process takes a few hours, he pays for the assessment, and we leave. we come back with the plans drawn up in exacting detail, get his approval of everything, and write up the contract. one of the clauses is that he pays half the cost when we are halfway through, and half upon completion. this is just common sense business practice, and is actually quite fair to both parties. the clause is specifically pointed out to the guy, who signs the contract. sure enough, we're about halfway done and i approach him about paying the first half. suddenly he has problems with our work. it doesn't look good. (um, yes. it's half finished.) he doesn't like how long it's taking. (you knew how long it would take before you signed, pal.) he wants to switch to a different wood. (hahahaha. no.) and he has no intention of paying us a dime unless it's completed and to his satisfaction. (good joke, bro. tell me another one.) this is not a new tactic, and it's people like him that the clause is in the contract.... a contract that i reminded him, he signed. he scoffs: "you really think you can make me pay for something just because i signed a contract?" me: "yes, actually, i do. now there is one of two things that will happen as of now. you will pay us for the first half of our work, after which we will discuss possible changes, with the understanding that a new contract will be written up and signed, and that any changes from the approved plans may make it more expensive. or..." i smiled into his face with the brightest, most cheery expression on my face, "we stop work immediately, take pictures of our progress so far, and take you to court for the unpaid amount. i've done this dance before, sir. i already know the judge will be on my side." he grudgingly paid, muttered something about changing his mind about making changes to the plans, and promptly sat down and shut up for the rest of the job.   posted by ilia on saturday, march 25, 2017 | permalink | comments (1) | | | older rhu » recent comments lightning on the dumbest question: yes, actually, i do lightning on bad ads: i'm not sure which message is more insulting lightning on grocery store hell: "i demand that you make a citizen's arrest!" lightning on garden store hell: encounter with a tree killer lightning on barista hell: this nasty note from a regular customer lightning on janitorgirl's day of customer mishaps molly_mog on the dumbest question: at a bulk food store molly_mog on janitorgirl's day of customer mishaps molly_mog on barista hell: this nasty note from a regular customer datawog on gas station hell memories: "i want to win back my money." become a fan rhu stories dumbass custys rhu pet peeves discount rats hellspawn coworker hell cashier hell most recent pics toxic managers mistaken identity crazy custys retail balls awards return hell most recent videos holiday hell corporate caused hell nasty ass thieves (n.a.t.s)


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