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tuesday, june 6, 2017
wednesday, december 7, 2016
1.  could you not air your socks out on the food tray, sir?
2.  “sometimes you just gotta let it all hang out…”
3.  this makes me uncomfortable.
4.  umm… what?!
5.  at least it’s in a pouch…
6.  no, no, no, no, no!!!
7.  how can that possibly be comfortable?!
8.  meanwhile, in the emergency exit aisle…
9.  you poor plebeians with no leg room, please pardon me while i stretch out a bit.
10.  s…s…s…stop!!
11.  what could possibly compel any civilized being to do such a thing?!
12.  you have got to be kidding me!
13.  isn’t there some sort of weight restriction on this plane?
14.  do you mind?
15.  re-evaluate your choices.
16.  i would hate to be the poor soul sitting in front of this supremely inconsiderate person.
17.  just your typical airplane contortionist.
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19.  not impressed.
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ghetto genius a blog that's not only one of a kind, but one of a kind and fucking funny. you may not laugh at everything, but i know for goddamn certain you'll laugh at something. people love watching train wrecks—and i’m happy to oblige. because sharing these stories has taught me not to take life so seriously. and through my experiences with the blog i’ve found that honestly sharing my most humiliating stories not only makes people laugh, but helps them with their own problems. pages blog the book podcast advice stories/lists funny vids lol press events follow me store contact tuesday, june 6, 2017 what the fuck were you thinking when you got dressed this morning: romphims "it's fashion, look it up." - random dude "the ‘male romper’ is offensive because rompers should be gender-neutral" - huffpo man, y'all need to stfu. thankfully, the meow meow of the romphim has died down, but i have been following this trend and became somewhat obsessed with the memes because of how silly this shit is. and i love silly shit. for reals. this was a few days of pure fucking comedy gold. but seriously, dudes need to leave their girl's rompers on the floors and at the racks of target, where they belong. if you are going to call me a sexist, hater, or what the fuck ever your candy ass wants to call me, go for it. i don't give a fuck. but let me tell you what most non-millennial-bunny-hugging-everyone-gets-a-trophy-did-you-just-assume-my-gender people think about the romphim. that. shit. is. ri-goddamn-diculous. i am all for breaking the glass ceiling and challenging gender norms and stereotypes. girls want to work in male dominated industries? do that shit. little boys want to play with dolls? fuck, yes. i will buy you the prettiest barbie in the goddamn bunch. do my 30 somethings (and up) remember in the 90's when there was a runway show and some super hot male model was wearing a leather skirt and a mesh top? that shit made me tingle in the bathing suit area. and do i need to say anymore about gender-fluid ruby rose? i didn't think so. take a fucking seat. but a male romper, aka romphim? pass me my bag of nopes because imma need all of them shits today. the romphim being 10lbs of "fuck no" in a 5lb bag is just that for one very simple reason: kibbles and bits. i will take, "what are things i do not want to see hanging out of your shorts, for a 1000, alex." no, good sir, i do not want to see your saggy ass, turkey gobble, hanging out from your floral romphim. i just fucking don't. i don't want to see it in your house, i do not want see it with a mouse. i do not want see your sack, i do not want to see your crack. i do not want to see your junk, nor will it make me want to swallow your spunk. for me, and most of my fellow ladies (and probably lots of men, too, because equality motherfuckers), it is about aesthetics. and tbh, your biscuits and baby-gravy-maker are not that good looking. don't get me wrong. i love the cock. love it. love a good looking cock and appreciate all the joy that a fuckstick can bring. but, not all cocks are pretty - some look like someone smashed their man-meat with a meat tenderizer and then used a band-aid of hot coals and broken glass to attend to the wounds. and those would be the first fuckers rocking a romphim, twigs and berries just flapping in the breeze. yeah...no. now, imagine if girls started walking around with their mud flaps hanging out, looking like dumbo's ears when he learns to fly...you wanna see that shit? cus i don't. and sit down, you pussy pervs who do. i know one of you sick fucks does want to see that, but you are the exception, not the rule. samesies when it comes to beanbags hanging out of romphims. ya dig? i am glad to see, that much like my virginity in high school, this was a fleeting trend. i hope to god i don't see dudes wearing the equivalent of high-waisted shorts for girls, because just like i want to do when i see that shit, imma hand you some vagisil for your hot-pocket, because you are one more muggy day away from getting coochie cheese all over your shorty-shorts. boy bye. h-bomb posted by h-bomb at 6/06/2017 no comments: email thisblogthis!share to twittershare to facebookshare to pinterest links to this post labels: 2017, advice blog, advice column, funny advice, h-bomb, romper, romphim, wtf reactions:  wednesday, december 7, 2016 20 passengers who went above and beyond to make your flight unbearable 1. could you not air your socks out on the food tray, sir? instagram: @passengershaming 2. “sometimes you just gotta let it all hang out…” instagram: @passengershaming 3. this makes me uncomfortable. instagram: @passengershaming 4. umm… what?! instagram: @passengershaming 5. at least it’s in a pouch… instagram: @passengershaming 6. no, no, no, no, no!!! instagram: @passengershaming 7. how can that possibly be comfortable?! instagram: @passengershaming 8. meanwhile, in the emergency exit aisle… instagram: @passengershaming 9. you poor plebeians with no leg room, please pardon me while i stretch out a bit. instagram: @passengershaming 10. s…s…s…stop!! instagram: @passengershaming 11. what could possibly compel any civilized being to do such a thing?! instagram: @passengershaming 12. you have got to be kidding me! instagram: @passengershaming 13. isn’t there some sort of weight restriction on this plane? instagram: @passengershaming 14. do you mind? instagram: @passengershaming 15. re-evaluate your choices. instagram: @passengershaming 16. i would hate to be the poor soul sitting in front of this supremely inconsiderate person. passengershaming / via instagram.com 17. just your typical airplane contortionist. instagram: @passengershaming 18. impressed. instagram: @passengershaming 19. not impressed. instagram: @passengershaming 20. well, i guess you’re prepared… instagram: @passengershaming via - buzzfeed posted by anonymous at 12/07/2016 no comments: email thisblogthis!share to twittershare to facebookshare to pinterest links to this post labels: 2016, buzzfeed, happy holidays, top lists reactions:  older posts home subscribe to: posts (atom) hits my ultra vegas vegas at your disposal. contact jet: 702.569.3137 buy my book! "j-wunder's wit and honesty make wait...what?! life advice from a ghetto genius a must-read book. his shocking tales and genius revelations reveal the absurdity of life and love and sex." --elizabeth jayne liu, head homette, flourish in progress"you are going to constantly be saying, "no way this happened..." when you read this book. not just due to the crazy stories but the absolute on point advice the ghetto genius gives.""hidden within the obscenities and crudeness, there's actual advice, that if you sit and think about for a moment after reading it, makes a lot of damn sense! i really enjoy this, and have since been quoting from the "hate list of facebook!" "if you're looking for life advice i don't think i'd use an alcoholic womanizer as my source." outrageous stories and no holds barred advice from the mind of a ghetto genius. j-wunder has shocked, entertained, and advised millions of visitors on his blog, ghetto genius, since 2010. wait…what?! collects the best and the most ridiculous stories, best-of lists, and advice columns, with never-before-seen insights into the wild life of j-wunder and his partners in crime, anonymous and the ringer. highlights include: - the epic saga of hooking up with cat woman – the craziest cat lady on match.com - the hate list of facebook (parts 1, 2, and 3): everything we hate about the largest social network - the daily grind: advice and stories to encourage you to work hard and play even harder - straight talking relationship advice, from the only guy willing to tell it like it is blogging taught j-wunder not to take life too seriously, and sharing his misfortunes not only makes people laugh, but helps them with their own problems. like a train wreck you can’t look away from, wait…what?! life advice from a ghetto genius is filled with stories that are too hilarious and horrifying to be anything but true. ibookstorekobosupport terms of service follow me on facebook stalk me on instagram harass me on twitter tweets by @mrjwunderful subscribe posts atom posts all comments atom all comments fan faithful followers translate my shit help us, help you! we here at inside the mind of a ghetto genius not only like to make you fuckers laugh but, offer a full range of services so you cannot only be entertained but also, feel like you're part of something fucking special. services and cool shit offered but not limited to: - advice columns (relationship problems? hate your job? wanna put someone on blast? we're here to help find you solutions to your fucked up life.) - rapid fire (get to know the crew by emailing us random questions so we can give you honest answers...no matter how fucked up they are.) - facebook rants (we all have them, so why not tell us about what and who pisses you off?) - random stories (two words: the ringer) - funny pics (if you have 'em, submit 'em) - vids (who doesn't like a good vid that you can laugh at while choking on a fucking sandwich?) myself along with my crew are here to help folks. don't worry, your name won't be mentioned in any columns we publish so no need to freak the fuck out. we're open to whatever. this blog isn't shit without you readers so enjoy it and help us, help you! contact: jwunder33@gmail.com the crew anonymous h-bomb j-wunder the ringer press the riverbank news on-air with flourish in progress hustle hard project interview toronto standard disclaimer no part of this website or any content contained herein may be reproduced, copied or used in any manner without the express written consent of the owner or featured contributors. all previously unpublished, original submissions received are property of j-wunder™ and/or “ghetto genius”™. all materials and submissions become the property of j-wunder™ and/or "ghetto genius"™ upon receipt. names, email addresses and other personal information will not be disclosed or shared with third parties. no advice and/or suggestions contained in any article or advice column should be taken seriously or acted upon. this blog is for entertainment purposes only. if you are truly in need of assistance or advice, you should seek the services of a competent professional. awesome inc. theme. powered by blogger.


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