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Titledumbemployed.com - the jobs you love to hate

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"i will always love you"- whitney houston. i love her, but not for four hours. my ears are still ringing. i'm dumbemployed. by anonymous on 02/19/17 at 6:20pm - yep, you're dumbemployed (4) permalink filed under: just dumb ( radio whitney houson ears ) at work today, we had a couple come in at around 12 pm- our busiest time. i sat them at a table and they demanded a booth. the only problem? we don't have a single booth in the restaurant. that fact didn't convince them. i'm dumbemployed. by anonymous on 02/19/17 at 3:11pm - yep, you're dumbemployed (4) permalink filed under: customers ( restaurant booth waitress ) at work today, my boss took us all out to lunch. he's recently from france, and we went to fuddruckers. well, of course he ordered a hamburger. i'm pretty sure they have hamburgers in france. but he still used a knife and fork. i'm dumbemployed. by tdogg09 on 02/19/17 at 12:52pm - yep, you're dumbemployed (5) permalink filed under: bosses ( france lunch hamburgers ) at work today, i was tasked with grading papers for undergraduates in renaissance literature. one of them wrote about the canterbury tales and the "delicious food there." it took me half the paper to realize that they were talking about the crocker barrel. i'm dumbemployed. by anonymous on 02/19/17 at 8:33am - yep, you're dumbemployed (7) permalink filed under: customers ( grading papers literature ) at work today, i was working with a coworker on a new draft for a mall brochure. every ten minutes, she kept getting a "great new idea for how to fix it." nothing was wrong, but each new idea means twenty more minutes of me making mock-ups this weekend. i'm dumbemployed. by anonymous on 02/18/17 at 6:20pm - yep, you're dumbemployed (4) permalink filed under: overtime ( brochures design mock ups ) at work today, i was trying to save a second copy of a computer file. well, a friend came up and talked to me about her cat for ten minutes. of course, my screensaver came on. guess who lost their file? at least know about a stupid cat. i'm dumbemployed. by enifer_t on 02/18/17 at 3:11pm - yep, you're dumbemployed (4) permalink filed under: overtime ( cats screensaver file ) at work today, we had a customer come in who demanded to see an optometrist immediately. i told him we make appointments for things like that. he took my appointment book from me and wrote his name in. it was my personal book, of course. he crossed out my mom's birthday. i'm dumbemployed. by anonymous on 02/18/17 at 12:52pm - yep, you're dumbemployed (8) permalink filed under: customers ( optometrist appointments schedule ) at work today, our boss came around to all of us and told us to use a new format for emails. of course, he was wearing a polo two sizes too tight. so he was talking about format while his stomach hung out. i looked. i'm dumbemployed. by anonymous on 02/18/17 at 8:33am - yep, you're dumbemployed (6) permalink filed under: bosses ( formatting polo stomach ) at work today, i spent twenty minutes trying to learn how to burn cds on a pc (i'm a mac). i even talked to customer support in india. after a while, i finally got it. i was celebrating when i got an email- tomorrow, we're upgrading to macbooks. i'm dumbemployed. by anonymous on 02/17/17 at 6:20pm - yep, you're dumbemployed (14) permalink filed under: customers ( mac pc outsourcing ) at work today, a customer came in heaving and bending over. my coworker was worried he was having a heart attack and called 911 right away. then he stood up and said he'd just been running. he bought a bottled water. of course, the ambulance showed up ten minutes later. i'm dumbemployed. by mads_college on 02/17/17 at 3:11pm - yep, you're dumbemployed (6) permalink filed under: customers ( running water convenience store ) at work today, my boss wanted us to ask all the customers to fill out these little surveys after their meal. i told him we needed to give them pens to fill them out with. he laughed at me. we looked at the surveys at the end of my shift. only one was filled out. with ketchup. i'm dumbemployed. by anonymous on 02/17/17 at 12:52pm - yep, you're dumbemployed (5) permalink filed under: just dumb ( surveys pens ketchup ) « previous next » order the book dumbemployed: hilariously dumb and sad but true stories about jobs like yours by phil edwards and matt kraft follow us categories bosses customers just dumb overtime weird shift login username: password: remember: dumbemployed resume awkward bar bathroom birthday break broken call car cigarette cleaning coffee coffee shop computer corporate coworkers desk email facebook grocery gym hotel hr kids late lunch manager money office phone radio restaurant sales schedule tv work yelling copyright 2010 dumbemployed.com | about | contact | privacy policy | terms of use | rss feeds


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