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menuclients from hellhome / podcast / resources / top storiessubmit storyclose navigationsubmit your storyfebruary 25, 2017permalinkwaste of spacei’m a home designer. a client asked me to draw up plans for a no-frills, simple duplex. i sent my first draft, which the client deemed to be too big.client: i’d really like to get rid of any hallways. hallways are just wasted space. i’m sending you a sketch i did that shrinks the square footage and eliminates all hallways. me: okay, here’s a draft with no hallway. client: i don’t like how all the rooms open up to the living room. me: well, with such a small footprint, it’s really about the only thing you can do. you said you wanted to eliminate the hallway. client: i sent you a sketch. can you make it look like that? he drew in a hallway that takes up 1/3 of the living room. > want to know if freelancing is for you? posted at 10:20amcommentspermalinki do video post by the hour, and work according to directions from clients. my terms are payment upon receipt.i submitted an invoice for $3500. client: i have only $3000 budgeted. can you help me out? me: ok, i’ll discount this job for your budget, but on the next job where you make a windfall because i did the work for less than you budgeted, i expect a bonus up to $500. silence. then he took 60 days to pay the discounted invoice.posted at 8:40amcommentsfebruary 24, 2017permalinkclient: can we meet at three?me: we scheduled the meeting for half past four. i’m out of town. if i try, i can be there at four but i can’t guarantee. i’m nowhere near enough to make it.client: but i have another meeting at four! me: i’m sorry but if your other appointment called on such short notice, why did you agree?client: they called me a week ago. me: we had a meeting three days ago. why didn’t you mention this then? client: i didn’t think you’d have a problem with this!posted at 10:20amcommentspermalinkme: so let’s be real for a second, do you want the files or not? cause it sounds like you’d rather just sue me. client: my lawyer will be in touch with you on the next steps. do not contact me.posted at 8:40amcommentsfebruary 23, 2017permalinki took an artwork commission from a client i had worked for before and hadn’t had any troubles with. this time was different. they wanted a drawing of their role-playing character with their face turned down in sharp profile. i sent a sketch. client: it’s perfect!i sent linework. client: it’s perfect!i did the color, and sent a final version. client: it’s not perfect.me: what’s the issue?client: can you open his eyes?me: this is something you should have brought up at the sketch or line stages. i can open his eyes but they probably wouldn’t be visible anyway because of the angle. client: well, i can’t even recognize him now.the sketch was in 350 dpi and very clear. the linework was very crisp. i have no idea why they waited this long to make a criticism. > want to know if freelancing is for you? posted at 10:20amcommentspermalink"to the ‘unpaid ad’ flaggers: remember: what we do to others will be done to us. what you send out, will come back for you. ecclesiastes 10-8"— via @forexposure​_txtposted at 8:40amcommentspermalinkworking remotely (and why it makes sense) you really can work from anywhere — and even on your own terms! just make sure all your advice doesn’t come from a clickbait headline. do you have a question of your own? shoot us an email! want to support the show? leave us a review on itunes! – freelance faq: how do you work remotely? you work remotely (and effectively), by having four things: a clear idea of what you should be doing, in terms of outcomes. “get client outline of marketing project” or “finish design for kai” time clearly blocked off for each project a working environment – be it a cafe, a coffee shop, a co-working space, or an office – where you can do focused work a means of communicating with the client with firmly established boundaries in terms of when you are and are not available when you know the work you need to do, have time blocked off for the work, have a space to do the work in, and have a means of communicating with the client that isn’t a distraction, you’re in the perfect spot to work remotely. in terms of telling clients you work remotely, i’ve never had an issue with this. i’ve been consulting for 5+ years and every single project has been remote. no one has balked. – questions? episode ideas? talk to clients from hell or bryce bladon on twitter. or shoot us an email! clients from hell on itunes | soundcloud subscribe on itunes | android | rs download here!posted at 6:02amcommentsfebruary 22, 2017permalinkclient: you have to use our corporate colors, but you can change hue and saturation.me: …client: …me: can i change opacity?client: no.posted at 10:20amcommentspermalinki was hired to design and order “school spirit” t-shirts for a k-12 school. client: why are you ordering so many more of the medium and larger sizes?!me: …because most of our kids and parents we’ll be selling to wear these sizes?client: no, no, that won’t do! order equal amounts of each size!me: but…client: just do it.several weeks later…client: why are there so many childrens’ small and extra small shirts left?!posted at 8:40amcommentsfebruary 21, 2017permalinki print photos. this client brought in and scanned an 4x6, and blew it up to 8x10. she paid and then left the store. two minutes later, she came back.client: this picture cut off my husband’s arm! are you kidding me?me: well, 8x10 is a narrower dimension than 4x6.client: what?me: well, 8x10 is bigger than 4x6, but in proportion it’s thinner. the edges are going to be cut off. client: so you’re just not going to fix it.me: well, we can make the photo smaller so it fits on the print, but it will have blank space above and below it.client: what? i don’t want blank space.me: you can either have blank space, or accept that the cropping will change with the dimensions. like when you see a movie in widescreen as opposed to standard. i’m afraid i can’t change that.client: [scoffs] fine. i’ll just give my husband a photo where he has half an arm.the cropping didn’t even look that bad, but as she started to leave she turned around suddenly and ran back to my counter. client: you know what? that doesn’t even make sense. 4x6 and 8x10 are both all even numbers. you just divide them all and they’re the same.me: no… that’s not actually how math works.client: i don’t understand why this is so hard for you. you’ll never stay in business if you keep doing this.she ended up keeping the half-armed “monstrosity.” the place i work is still in business. > want to know if freelancing is for you? posted at 10:20amcomments next -->a collection of anonymously contributed client horror stories from designers. cfh on twitter submit a storyhell michiganignoramusdesign disasterfreelance felonridiculous requestpayday maydaybaroque contractseries of tubesunwinnable raceheterosapienbreasts and brainsold friendmoving picturesthe peanut galleryfree adviceclear as coalresource half fullidiot prooflive to work --> --> what to do with deadbeat clients how to have heavenly clientshow to identify a client from hell how to tell a client they’re wrong fire a client without burning bridgeshow to handle criticismthe value of establishing a nichethe importance of a production processhow to promote yourselfhow to raise your rateshow to sell yourself to clientsemail etiquette for freelancers what makes a good business cardwhen your work is stolen or ripped offhow to build a portfolioshould freelancers use a resume? 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