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clients from hellhome / podcast / freelance resources / submit storyclose navigationsubmit your story -->april 26, 2017permalinka client sent me an infographic to be used in a design i was making. i asked them to send me a pdf. a few hours later i received it in an email with a docx attachment.client: i couldn’t export it properly. hopefully this will work for you. i sighed and tried to open it. it wouldn’t open. after several tries, i left it to load, and fifteen minutes later the document opened. my computer noticeably slowed during this process. the client had embedded the full resolution, cmyk, fully editable, 124-pages pdf containing the graphic into a spreadsheet and then embedded the spreadsheet, neatly cropped to show only the graph, into the docx file.posted at 8:40amcommentsapril 25, 2017permalink"i have no money which i can payed to this project currently, so you will have to do this willingly."— from @forexposure_txtposted at 10:20amcommentspermalinkclient: the guy in this photo looks aroused. i think that might be distracting for our readers. please change it.i looked at the photo. it’s not like the guy in the picture had an erection, or was flashing bedroom eyes.the client did supply the photo, so maybe he knows something i don’t. posted at 8:40amcommentspermalinkhow to be an artist and an adventurer life is short. how do you do all the things you want to do in the time you have? of all the people bryce knows, ryan estrada probably comes closest to doing it all. cartoonist, artist, traveler, podcast producer, and all around asskicker, ryan uses freelancing to make sure he’s doing what he loves all around the world. links from today’s show: ryanestrada.com bigdata.show https://twitter.com/forexposure_txt – this episode is sponsored by and.co, the freelancer’s resource! they offer great tools for freelancers, including curated job lists, time tracking and invoicing software, contracts, free guides and more! – want to support the show? leave us a review on itunes or recommend us to a friend. it helps immensely. download here!posted at 5:02amcommentsapril 24, 2017permalinkclient: this is the last ad we had made. the copy’s fine, but just look at how unprofessional it looks! we’re looking for something more professional. i make a slick new ad, and it looks great. i send the proof to the customer.client: this is great and all, but… can you change the font to comic sans?posted at 10:20amcommentspermalinka potential client from a huge corporate meat plant called me. client: i need you to design tickets for an event. me: great! what’s the event?client: i want to sell tickets to a football game, but this game is only in our minds, it’s pretend. you know how mickey mouse is only pretend?me: yeah, i underst-client: (cuts me off) it’s like that, it won’t actually happen. it’s a game between the “university of [meat plant]” and [actual nfl team]. me: do you have permission to use that- client: (cuts me off) the event will be on august 32nd, everyone will buy tickets to the game, buy t-shirts, the works! since it’s an impossible date, the other team won’t show up, which means they will forfeit and we’ll win!me: no.client: why not?me: it’s literally a scam, you don’t have permission for all of this, and you cut me off every time i sp-client: please? posted at 8:40amcommentsapril 23, 2017permalinkover 400 vector background textures for 97% off!this week’s deal is 418 premium vector textures for giving your backgrounds life and visual interest. > oh, and at $24, you save $650. flat backgrounds are, well, flat. a well placed texture is a minor change with major benefits, giving your designs weight, balance and interest. whether you’re aiming for a retro look, a distressed look, or just need a pattern to make your work stand out, you’ll find something in this bundle of slick, scuff, retropress, and grit tones! even better, for a limited time you get all 418 textures for only $24, a savings of 97% off the total retail price of $674. > check out the deal here!posted at 10:20amcommentspermalinkposted at 8:40amcommentsapril 22, 2017permalinki was designing a website for a hotel & spa. their clientele is mostly older people so the design had to be clean for ease of use and traditional at the same time. i used big photos, elegant fonts on grey and put menu on white background (they wanted a side menu instead of top one). in general they very liked the design but…client: instead of grey please use our company green.their company green is c100/y100. the design went directly from elegant to tacky. client: that’s great! one thing, though: you left white spaces in the design. we pay you for design and leaving white areas is not a design. please put a gradient under the menu.so they had me put, yes, a green gradient under the menu. it was hideous, but i feel like i owe this client, because they answered a question i’ve always had as a designer. i’ve always wondered what “put more design in it” means. now i know it means “get rid of the white space.”posted at 10:20amcommentspermalinkme: honestly, with this timeframe and the complexity of what you’re looking for, this is outside the limits of my abilitiesclient: well not if you don’t believe in yourself! just apply yourself more! i bit my tongue so hard it left marks.posted at 8:40amcomments next --> -->a collection of anonymously contributed client horror stories from designers. cfh on twitter submit a story story typesmost popularimagesdesign disastersabsurd requests client typesduncescriminalsdeadbeatsracistshomophobessexistsfrenemiescrypticingrateschaotic good > archive> podcast> resources --> --> --> how to find quality clientsthe best freelance job boardsthe most interesting freelance gigs free tools for freelancershow to freelance ebookthe standard freelance contractquarterly tax calculatorthe smartest invoice you'll ever sendautomate your expense trackinghow to better track your time recommended readingthe most in-demand freelancing skillsthe evolution of careerscommon self-employment tax mistakes trump and the gig economy -->homearchivesresourcescontactprivacy policy


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